so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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