He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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