Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
