would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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