listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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