Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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