I haven't been this sober since birth.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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