butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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