i just identified you from a description of your pipe
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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