VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I've blown a few things in my day
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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