best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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