Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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