dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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