I can tuck mytits in my pants
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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