We're facebook friends in real life
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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