How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
