4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
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That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Everyone says I win the strip club
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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