I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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