I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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