He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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