She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Well I just put wine in my tea
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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