these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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