We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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