I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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