i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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