Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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