Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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