You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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