What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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