Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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