I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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