Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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