i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
