Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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