Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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