I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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