is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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