I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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