What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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