I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
