According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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