Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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