You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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