When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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