Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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