god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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