i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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