how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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