She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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