I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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