You're so nebulous sometimes
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
