I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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