whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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